Dear Bill Collector,
You call me 4-5 times a day. I answer and get a recorded message. I call the toll-free number you so thoughtfully provide. You don't tell me who you are trying to collect for. You can't find an account without my name and I'm not going to give it to you willingly.
We seem to be at an impasse. Especially since I don't have any overdue bills.
Therefore, you can tell your autodialer to GoTo Helyn Wayte.
Sincerely,
Disgusted Alleged Deadbeat
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
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